- Quit Always Neglecting The Airplane, Stupid (nehaj zanemarjati letalo, bedak)
- Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards (stevardi so zoprni geji)
- Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards (geje in nimfomanke izobražujejo za stevarde)
- Queer Australians Never Travel Alone Sonny (avstralski geji nikoli ne potujejo sami, sinko)
- Queasy And Nauseous, Tired And Sick (ostuden in ogaben, utrujen in bolan)
- Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style (avstralski transport je hiter in zoprn)
- Quick And Nasty, Typical Australian Service (podobno)
- Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely (lepo in hitro smo prispeli)
- Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors? (lepa vožnja, je kdo preživel?)
- Quit Air-travel, Next Time Approach Ship (nehaj potovati z letalom, raje pojdi z ladjo!)
(se nadaljuje)