Ameriški EASTERN
- Every Airplane Seems To Explode & wReck Normally (normalno je, da trešči in eksplodira)
Ameriški NORTHWEST:
- Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport (noben prevoznik ni bolj grozen, ničvreden in obupno počasen)
Ameriški PILGRIM:
- Planes Inspected Lazily by Grass-smoking, Really Incompetent Mechanics (letala leno preverjajo zakajeni nesposobni mehaniki)
Ameriška DELTA ima vrsto imen:
- Doesn’t Even Leave The Airport (sploh ne vzleti)
- Don’t Even Let Them Aboard (ne pusti jim na krov)
- Departing Even Later Than Anticipated (vzleti še pozneje kot pričakovano)
- Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability (poškodovani motorji omejujejo vzlet)
- Doesn’t Ever Let Terrorists Aboard (na krov ne spusti teroristov)
- Doesn’t Experience Like This Adrenalize? (adrenalinska izkušnja)
- Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly (pijani piloti pristajajo prehitro)
- Does Every Little Thing Awkwardly (vsako stvar napravi nerodno)
- Don't Expect Legroom on This Airline (ne pričakuj prostora za noge)
Janin
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