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- Such A Bloody Experience Never Again (nikoli več take preklete izkušnje).
Brazilski VARIG:
- Virgins Are Rare In Glasgow (v Glasgovu je malo devic)
- Vampires Always Revell In Gore (vampirji vedno pijejo sunkovito)
- Vomit At Regular Intervals Gracefully (uglajeno bruhanje v rednih presledkih)
CAT - Crashes After Takeoff (trešči po vzletu)
CONDOR: Customers Of Neckermann Delay On Request (neckermannove stranke kasnijo po naročilu)
CSA - Czechs Smashing Airplanes (Čehi razbijajo letala)