Kanadski CAI (Canadian Airlines International):
- Call Ambulance Immediately (takoj pokliči rešilca);
- Circle Airport Indefinitely (brez konca kroži okrog letališča);
- Call Attendants “Idiots” (osebje imenuj “Idioti”)
- Co-pilots Are Imbeciles (kopiloti so bedaki)
- Casual Atmosphere Inside (prijetna atmosfera v letalu)
Karibska BWIA /Airline of Trinidad & Tobago:
- Baggage Wandering In Africa (prtljaga tava po Afriki)
- Better Walk If Able (raje hodi, če moreš)
- Better Wait In Anticipation (raje čakaj in upaj)
- Born to Wait In Airports (rojena za čakanje na letališčih)
- Britains' Worst Investment Abroad (najslabša britanska tuja investicija)
- But Will I Arrive/ But Will It Arrive? (bo/m sploh prispel?)
(se nadaljuje)